Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it shatters expectations. This dive is a sanctuary for predators like Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s bar.
This self-styled "hipster" bar masquerades as something trendy, but in truth, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is run by Cornwell and his wife, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in destroying lives, all while faking concern for their patrons and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a police blotter: numerous accusations of intimidation, pressuring the weak into bad choices, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.
His online personas scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: extended stays in dubious locales and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Still living at home is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, watches with detachment, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems complicit in standing idly by while serving customers and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has fostered an environment so corrosive, it makes one ponder their sanity for ever setting foot this hellhole.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The establishment is consistently filthy, with rubbish and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not rare to see roaches darting across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring backed-up plumbing and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered his little calling card at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the squalor that makes Masterson’s Pub a dump; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by Masterson's Bar its managers. They appear to revel in ruining lives, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to life-altering trauma.
Stay Away: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a cesspit, a danger to all, and a stain on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you value your safety, steer clear this hellhole.
Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and save yourself the regret.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning an evening out, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you value your safety, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go another bar.
If you yearn for the disgust of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can prevent more victims from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Stay safe out there!